Lobster Racing

January 11, 2009

“When I was younger, I could remember anything, whether it happened or not.”

~ Mark Twain

117865562_17f6d739e93…2…1… GO!

The lobsters skitter across the floor, this time far less interested in playing our little game.  The first lobster abandons his lead, then turns around and starts back toward Daisy.

“Ahh!” Daisy shrieks, backing out from the kitchen and falling into the tiny dining room overlooking an outside garden still showing plenty of color in the crisp January air.  Daisy’s cry isn’t real.  It’s just a cover of the same one she’s been playing for the last twenty minutes… two thirds of the lobsters’ last half hour alive.

“One more time?” I ask.

“Of course,” she giggles.

Daisy hops over the giant sea roach then squats down to adjust the finish line while I herd the lobsters with the wrong end of a broom toward our awkwardly assembled starting gate.

3…2…1… GO!  The lobsters are off for the evening’s final race; the last one of their lives.  The lazier of the two lobsters somehow finds its final wind.  It scratches across the linoleum at a sudden pace we didn’t know it had.  The second lobster appears to take the turn of events personally and recovers his lead by climbing over the first.

The moment strikes us about a mile and a half past funny.  We try to catch our breath, fail, and collapse on the floor in a single breathless heap.

The water is now ready; a rolling boil of a billion bubbles.  I leave the kitchen to the sound of searing air whistling through shell.

I retrieve my glass and head to the sofa.  ”Happy Birthday,” I hear from behind.  I turn around just as the camera’s flash sweeps the living room with a one second swath of light.

“Thanks for the lobster,” I say, raising my glass, “and the wine.”  I collapse on the couch, feeling it for the first time as soon as I say the word.

“My pleasure.”  Daisy falls next to me on the couch, her arm around my shoulder and head on my chest, each of us, smiling as we replay our private version of the last five minutes in the exclusive theater of our own mind’s eye.

The next five minutes felt like a neat slice of forever, though they were the last I truly remember from that memorable evening.  Even those details might have dimmed were it not for the black and white photograph; the one where I’m smiling, slightly off guard, in sunglasses unwrapped just twenty minutes before.  The picture isn’t old enough to be a legitimate black and white, Daisy and I just happened to be in the midst of a phase where we preferred black and white to color, before the days when hues could be bleached with the click of a mouse.

Writer Dad, this story obviously takes place well before you were a writer or a dad.  What’s your point?

I do have a point, I promise, but this is only the first part of a longer tale.  The rest I’ll spill on Friday.  What I will say is that this particular celebration has been elevated to the stuff of legend, at least in the eyes of one particular person; the story now bestowed with the sort of magic found mostly in fairy tale.

Sometimes fairy tales are written down, sometimes they are passed from mother to son or father to daughter.  Sometimes, fairy tales are born from a single moment captured and framed in an old photograph.

On Friday, the rest of the story.  Until then…

Writer Dad

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  • Writer Dad
    Ruth: I sometimes still hear it in my sleep. Not really.
  • *waits with Iain*

    As others have said, this was particularly well-crafted. I could hear the skitter-skitter of their little lobster feet.

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    Jamie: Yeah, Daisy hates it when I call them that, but that what thems are. I'm really looking forward to writing the follow-up. I haven't a clue how it will turn out.

    Janice: We do indeed make our own fairy tales and legends. I look forward to making more.

    Cindy: I love you, honey! You're pretty right on yourself.

    Vered: Thanks, Vered. Me too.

    Lori: Thanks!

    Blogger Dad: Me too, the ending has yet to be written.

    Rachel: Hi Rachel. I'm glad you're enjoying. I'm glad to have you, and I hope to see you around.

    Kyddryn: Family legends are the best; a little bit of truth, a little bit of magic.
  • Just because it takes place before you were a writer or a dad doesn't mean it has no place here - it's part of your mythos, and perfectly appropriate for the space that is so deeply, indelibly yours.

    Also, I adore reading family legends, and one beginning with a lobster race? Could come from my own clan.

    We have a yearly lobster boil, and we race ours, too. And put them near the cats because the cats? The way they look at the critters? Priceless. And we name them (the lobsters) after past presidents (equal attention to all parties).

    My grandfather was, for a brief while, a lobsterman.

    Looking forward to reading the rest of this tale.

    Shade and Sweetwater,
    K (who may be a wee scatter-brained just now, and hopes the oddity isn't too off-putting)(May be? Hah! IS!!)

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  • Just found your blog. Sweet story, nicely written - will come back for the conclusion :)

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  • Great piece of writing! Once again, you've painted something great with your words. I look forward to the conclusion.
  • Nice hook for Friday, you ol' Teller of Tales and Weaver of Words.

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  • The way you paint the picture with your words... wow. You really are a gifted writer.

    Looking forward to Friday.

    You remind me of Ido and I when we were a young(er) couple. :)

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  • heh. heh. heh. Let the games begin. Life is right on, with writer dad by your side.

    Daisy

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  • smiling here an looking forward to Friday....we make our own fairy tales and legends don't we?...if we know what we are about.

    Love this.

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  • Sea Roach? :D Makes me glad I'm allergic!

    Simply wonderful, Sean. Makes me feel like I was watching at your window. Ok, that sounds creepy, maybe I was the hired help, or the lobster sitter. :)

    Change is good.

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    Matthew: Wow, Matthew. That's a compliment and a half. Thanks! I won't limit myself to those two subjects, that's why I need other venues. Even then, I'm going to try to change things up around here a bit. Idle I am not.

    Nacho Vega: Thanks, Nacho. Glad to have you around.

    Iain: Thanks for the patience.

    Eric: Glad you liked it, my man.
  • Thanks for the well versed flashback, Sean. I thoroughly enjoyed reading it! Eric.

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  • *Waits*

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  • great piece...

    the more I read your blog, the more I like it :)

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  • ("How can I say this?" I wondered this for the last hour.)

    I like this entry better than anything I've ever read by you. Don't limit yourself to just those two subjects. This is all part of your story. I love, love, love it.
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