I Stink!

Written by Writer Dad on February 4, 2010 - View Comments
Categories: Syllable Soup

Of course I do not want a bath, even though I have a funk

That reeks so bad, my mom is sad. She just called me a skunk

I want to play with Bobby, but he bounced away from me

I tried to play with Trina, but she scrambled up a tree

I thought that maybe Joseph, wouldn’t notice I smelled bad

Because he inherited halitosis from his hairy dad

But when I went to talk to him, he up and ran away

So I guess I’ll need to take a bath if I really want to play

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Dave

Hell fire man! I can smell you from all the way over the pond!
writerdad

That's too bad. I did shower after that posted last week. It's sad I'm getting ripe so soon.
margaret/sean'smom

There's never any reason
in any time or season
to inflict that smell pollution
soap and water's the solution.
Forget your hairy dad
he never smelled that bad
'cept when an SBD
crept o'er the family!
We love to play with you
just please don't reek with goo
Keep yourself real clean
and people won't be mean.

Love ya, mom
writerdad

The SBD's were rancid. Like old fruit in the sun.

In a nuclear winter.
Ari Herzog

Wow, Mia, you write good poetry!
writerdad

Uh, yeah, that was me. I stink. : )