My puppy started doing something, it startled both my eyes
I walked into the living room and much to my surprise
He was on the Internet and he was surfing all around
His tongue was hanging out, his tail was bouncing on the ground
I said, ”Hey Barkey, whats the deal? Youre breaking natures laws!
You’ve got a keyboard and a mouse, both right beneath your paws!
How can you use a browser…wait… how can you even read?”
”Well, it is a little difficult,” Barkey then agreed.
“I had to start out slowly, by learning all my A, B, Cs
And once I knew ’em fluent, I started on my 1, 2, 3s
I covered all the basics and then I got advanced
I started out on YouTube and soon I was entranced
Now Im checking email – Flickr, Facebook too
I can do a million things that doggies arent supposed to do.”
It was then I noticed as my knees were starting to get weak
That Barkey wasn’t barking. Nope, my dog was full of speak
“So whats next for you, buddy pal,” I was dying then to find
My canine had already detonated out my mind
”Well,” he said, paw on nose,”I guess its time to share
But I think its best if you sit down, so please pull up a chair.”
As I sat down Barkey started barking out his plan
(Maybe the most amazing thing since at least the dawn of man)
“I have a lot of thoughts up here,” he pointed at his top
And no matter what I do, well I can’t get them to stop.
So Im gonna do something thats never been done by a dog
I’ve registered a domain and I’m gonna start a blog.”
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