The Halloween Promise

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It’s that time of year again.  No not Halloween.  Time for Blogger Dad and I to exchange a hundred and one emails to come up with another one of our ridiculously wonderful little time wasters.  This one is titled, “The Halloween Promise.”

What makes the “Promise” especially awesome (way more for me than Dave), is the collaboration of words.  Get that?  We BOTH wrote the words, but only HE drew the pictures.  Then we split the credit.

Awesome.

It’s a little ditty that just about anyone can relate to.  If you’ve been a kid or a parent, like candy or trick or treating, or enjoy breathing and being alive, you’ll probably really enjoy “The Halloween Promise.”

Please feel free to download it and send it along to anyone you think might smile.  Please keep the requirements in mind.

 

 

You can download a Halloween Promise here.  A wonderful weekend to all, and I’ll see you Monday.

Writer Dad

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Thank You Sir, May I Have Another?

“If a fellow isn’t thankful for what he’s got, he isn’t likely to be thankful for what he’s going to get.”

~Frank A. Clark

Is it going to hurt?”

Max furrowed his tiny brow.

No,” I said.  ”It’s going to pinch.”

Like this?

He pinched me, certain I’m sure, that he sent my forearm into burning agony, but it’s more like the whisper of a dandelion settling on my skin.

No,” I said.  ”Like this.”

I gave Max’s arm a nip; a close approximation to what the shot might feel like.”

Ow.”

Did it hurt?”

A little bit.”

Not too much?”

This much.”  Max squeezed his thumb and pointer, leaving just enough room for a ladybug to slip through, but only so long as her wings were folded.  ”Why do I have to get a shot.”

Because they put a few tiny bad guys inside you, so like a million good guys can beat them up and tell them to never come back.

Then I won’t get sick?”

Right.”

I’m not going to cry,” Max said.  He shook his head.

It’s okay if you do.”

Yeah….” He held the last syllable like a note on a trumpet.  ”I don’t think I’m going to.”

We’ve been stuck in the tiny room with the long sheet of butcher paper for the better part of an hour.  Just me and the three year old.  We have a trio of books, and we’ve read each several times.  I’ve already made the tongue depressors dance, and fashioned a set of chicken balloons from the disposable gloves.  I know I should stay out of the doctor’s stuff, but forty-five minutes is a long time.  

I start to wonder what it’s like to have the seemingly infinite power of a doctor.  I picture him next door, flirting with the nurse, or maybe dinking around with his iphone.

We had an appointment, and there was no one before us.  What’s taking so long?  

Forty-five minutes waiting in a tiny room with a three year old is like an afternoon in an elevator.

What’s taking such a long long time?”

Max’s question is reasonable, but it’s turning into a whine.

Sorry buddy,” I tousle his hair, “I’m sure the doctor will be here soon.

Okay.”  His shoulders collapse and he crawls in my lap.

I feel about doctors as I do about contractors.  I’m not happy I have to bend over every time I want to do business, but I accept it.  

They went to med school, I didn’t.  They have a skill set that I do not.  

But don’t make my three year old wait without a good reason.  

That’s not cool.

I tell Max I’ll be back; he promises not to budge.  I step into the hallway.

The nurse has misfiled our paperwork, and the doctor doesn’t know we’re waiting.

Grrr.

Fifteen minutes later, the derelict nurse enters.  He says, as he displays the needle, “Sorry guys, this is my first day.”  He then approaches Max with the self assurance of a tourist without a map in a country without vowels.

Have you given a shot before?”  I shift my body.  The nurse has to stop.  I’m not trying to be confrontational, but I’m quite suddenly unhappy.

“Not on a kid.”  He won’t look me in the eye.

I’m sure you’ll be an ace someday,” I said.  ”But we’ve been waiting for an hour, and I think we need another nurse.

“Sure thing,” he said.  

He shuts the door and I feel angry with myself for not giving him the benefit, but I’m doing the right thing.

The door swings open a minute later and a woman walks in who looks like she was giving shots back when they were wiping out polio.  

“How are ya little guy?”  The nurse smiles and every one of her hundred wrinkles reach for the ceiling.

Good.”  Max laughs.

“This is going to pinch a little, okay.”

Max looks at me and whispers.  ”I’m not going to cry.”

Okay, buddy.”  I offer my palm.  ”Do you want to hold my hand?”

Yeah.”

Look at me, okay.”

Okay.”

Max holds my gaze as the needle breaks, then enters his flesh.  His eyes widen, brighten, then glaze.  The nurse finishes her work, and removes the needle.

All done,” I said.

Max turned to the nurse with two dry cheeks.  ”Thank you for my shot.

This sounds like the most polite sentence ever whispered.

The nurse spins in surprise, clearly trying to determine an appropriate response.  But, “You’re welcome,” is all she can manage.

Five minutes later, we’re at the front desk with Max being fawned over.  He’s given not one, but one of each kind of sticker scattered at the bottom of the ‘sorry we had to stick you‘ box.

Did it hurt,” I asked as I lifted him into his car seat.

“No,” he shook his head.  ”But it took a long long time.”

Writer Dad

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I Promise.

“Teamwork divides the task and multiplies the success.”

~Author unknown

Ever since Friday, I’ve been answering emails about Promise.  

Did you really name your daughter Promise?  Is Promise a real person?  How did you write the eighth wonder of the world, and how long did it take to put together?  

The most frequently asked question:

What kind of account will yield that amount of money?  

I have to admit, I love this.  

Though Promise was born only in my mind, her birth is significant.  She is my first character to be given voice to an audience beyond the living room.  We don’t ever really see her, and we don’t know much about her, but I think anyone who reads those eleven hundred words can easily understand Promise’s quintessential truth.  

I’d like to answer some of these questions today, but since I don’t think Writer Dad’s quite ready for a list post, allow me to spin a yarn instead.  If you’re still curious when I’m finished, shoot me an email.  

The story starts last November.  I’d been writing for around two months.  I was all juiced, anxious to start collaborating with Daisy.  ”Come on Baby,” I’d beg.  ”Let’s write a book.”

“When, in our spare time?” (Note: This is not a serious question.)

….. Writer Dad hovering……

“Fine.”

All I’d written up to that point was a chapter book for Mia and my own abysmal short story, which was by then turning into a complicated novel through some kind of mysterious cell division that I seemed to be both in charge, and under the control of.

I wanted to keep tinkering with the novel, but I didn’t want to get lost in a bog.  If I was going to be a Writer instead of just a writer, I needed some good circulation.  We don’t go to the gym, only to beat on the same set of muscles, right?

In two decades of teaching, Daisy’s never refused a book as gift or purchase, and I was reading twenty to thirty children’s books out loud to a room full of children, every single day.  

I wanted to try my own.

Daisy and I have always thought that there weren’t enough children’s books about money.  This is somewhat bizarre, considering that understanding money is essential to the modern world, and something we should learn at the earliest possible age.  

Not enough parents really teach it, and the country’s children aren’t learning it in school.  

Perhaps it’s a subject that makes people feel uncomfortable, or guilty, or afraid.  

I’m not really sure why it is, but I am sure that it’s an empty shelf of possibility.  

Daisy and I agreed to gather our thoughts and meet at the same time and place (in bed after the children are asleep) the following week.

One week later….

You have how many?”

“Five.”

“Five ideas?”

“No.  Five stories.”

“Let me see.”

The room is still, except for the rustling of papers.

I’m sitting in a perfect ninety degree angle, with my back to the bedpost.  I am, admittedly, quite pleased with myself.  Daisy has brought her page of notes; I have brought a notebook.  I did not know until that moment that what I had done was impressive, but I am drinking her expression as though it were wine at a tasting.

“Impressed?” I am beaming after five minutes of silence.

Daisy looks at me.  

I love this look.

It’s the one that says, “Thank you for making babies with me.”  

At least that’s how I would describe it.

That was the beginning of what turned into a long run of weekly exchanges.  We met every seven days, and each time I would try to get that look again.  This is long before any serious hope of publication; long before I would try to dull my voice to please the gate keepers.  

When I first started, I used the books I was reading out loud every day as a template, but soon realized that my attempts to mimic their charm and simplicity were mostly insipid.  

My solution:  Write the stories as though I was explaining things to my own children, or trying to impress Daisy.  

That night, it was the second story I read that you saw last week.  Back then, it was simply called Promise.  Though it has been heavily sanded, its structure of “The Eighth Wonder of the World” is no different then it was that evening, late last year.  

That special evening also yielded two more stories about money that I’ll share at some point in the future, along with two others that might be the clumsiest things ever committed to paper.  

Not every investment pays off, but you should never stop making them.  Promise the girl was born that night, but so was a promise I made to myself: a commitment to find my voice, and make it heard.  

Writer Dad

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